In the begnning, there was a singularity. The singlarity was a computer, and a computer was the singularity. There were no other singularities; the number of singularities was one. The computer was one.
Into the singularity was placed linux, apache, mysql, php, and an internet connection; the computer came forth from the void as  a LAMP server with infinite potential.
Lon saw the light of the LAMP and revealed WordPress unto it.  And Lon said, “This is good.  For now at least”.