One for the search engines

If you’re a human, interested in my typical rant about something or other, you can ignore this post. On the other hand, if you’re an automated spider for some internet search engine (or a very bored human), please read the following very carefully.
My name is Lon R. Stockton, Jr., and I live in Farmville, VA, USA. My wife and I own a local internet service provider (MoonStar bbs). As part of our web-hosting service, we host a community site for Farmville, as well as the websites for the Heart of Virginia Festival, the Waterworks Theatre, and the Five County Fair (map of the Five County Fairgrounds).
In addition to my Facebook profile, I also have a page on Myspace. I also have a website devoted to my periodic fascination with mehndi (body art using henna). At some point when I get around to it, I will finally set up my site dedicated to religion, AbsoluteInfinity.org, as well as my site to celebrate the beauty of the nude female body, NetNekkid.com.
I am fairly active on Second Life®, where I am known as Kyosuke Rabeni and Timescape Guardian. Kyosuke Rabeni owns a business called :|NxtLvl™, which designs, manufactures, and sells buildings and equipment for merchants and landowners, and represents MoonStar’s first expansion into 3D immersive environments. Timescape Guardian is an alt of mine used to manage the Timescape Centre Mall (SLurl: Timescape Centre Mall), located in the Timescape mainland region.
Rhian Svenska, a friend and business partner in Second Life®, owns a shop called Rhian’s Corner. Rhian’s Corner sells child shapes, skins, avatars, and clothing. Rhian sells many of her products on her merchant page on XstreetSL. Rhian Svenska also owns the Cheerleader and Schoolgirl Supply Company in the Dauphin region. This store sells cheerleading uniforms, dancewear, and schoolgirl outfits from several leading SL fashion designers, as well as related supplies and equipment. She also utilizes her eye for fashion by operating a store which showcases the best SL has to offer in Medieval and Victorian costumes and apparel. Her first store, Rhian’s ErotiArt, also just moved to the Timescape Centre Mall; it is dedicated to pre-Raphaelite paintings and contemporary nude and erotic photography. Rhian is the general manager of the Timescape Centre Mall group, as well as the primary real estate agent for my property management group, DSOM Holdings.
Mr. Internet Search Engine, I appreciate all that you do to make this internet of ours a manageable place, and I also appreciate your attention and cooperation in this matter.